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#5
Originally Posted by Rauha View Post
Important notice.


To people posting in Show your best photos taken with N900:

:blah: :Blah: :blah:Unless your post includes C(++) code or at least POSIX commands you shouldn't post anything. Find relevant thread at digitalphotography.com and paste your pics there.
Where in hell is YOUR code? I don't see it in your post. Are you being a hypocrite?

To people posting stuff about Themes, alternative boot videos, your Sketch made paintings or people actually using their Maemo device for something and wanting to share the results:

For f ucks sake just do not ! I can see that you are super-creative, and those people at local art school who turned down your application are going to kick their own gonads once they see your thread. It’s just that we are important people and don’t have time for your noise. Besides, your thread is going to crash the Internet, which is otherwise full of only relevant information.

To all sick perverts posting at porn vids made on your n900...:

Thanks to you twisted individuals; I’ve found the error in my ways. I used to let all these useless threads (see above) where people shared what they did with their Maemo devices to go without punishment. That’s because I’m the kind of person that I am. Now I have mended my ways and written extensive list of sarcastic comments in Emacs 9.5. These will be added as tags to all useless threads. In addition I've found really cool animated facepalm GIF from usenet.alt.KnowBetterDumbWits, which has facepalm images from 27 different Scifi/Animation/Corny 70’s TV shows.

This was a warning to everyone wanting to share what they do their with N900/N8x0. My Greasemonkey script will scan all active threads and find the ones, which don’t include code, whining about lack of features in N900 or fanboi wars. I’m coming to your threads and I will be armed with dry humour, GIFs and moral superiority.
Here's a novel idea...

DON'T CLICK ON THOSE THREADS!

No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to look at the threads. I've never opened the N900 porn thread as it doesn't interest me. But you don't see me acting like a little butthurt school girl and complaining on an Internet forum about that thead (or others you have listed).

Jesus, man! Go get laid or something.

Seriously. Do it. Do it now. Go.

And if you're trying to be sarcastic, then I want my 30 seconds back. Don't worry, I won't cry about those precious lost 30 seconds.
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Last edited by That One Guy; 2010-03-26 at 22:24.