Sorry, you're not funny (this time).. You're right! You're so right. For years I am trying to find a device to make the internet carryable. First try was a palm Vx with infrared connected to a siemens phone. It worked for email, but surfing was a pain and very gray. Then the Dell X51v connected to a 6310i. Browsing was better, but still not really good. I also tried smartphone's, but they have to many compromises.
Now the n800 connected to a very cheap nokia 6021 does the job. I have gprs when there is no wifi and that is not often. Unfortunaly whe don't have no starbucks here, but there are alternatives here.

ok, it was a bit funny, half way through ;-)