Satan's minions after the people who post pointless 1.2 threads.

1.2 Threads I'm wating for:
"What types of cancer does 1.2 cure?"
"Update 1.2 was written by aliens"
"1.2 turns the n900 into an iPhone"
"1.2 will be released before 1.3"
"1.2 will find the Higgs Boson particle"