Can a phone be 'Gay'?

Is that a function of nature or nurture - are phones designed & manufactured homosexual, or do they turn gay because of something that happens to them when they're confined in the phone shop with lots of other phones of the same type?

Perhaps gay phones have 'gaydar' and can search out and locate other gay phones... maybe there are clubs where gay phones hang out and enjoy each other's company, wear leather caps and drink imported lager...

This is the 21st Century. There is no shame in holding a gay phone - wear your pink silicone case with pride!