Did my part.

Remember, no poor corporate geek is gonna sit and read hundreds of long, emotional moans & groans. You sure couldn't pay me enough. So keep 'em short, sweet and easy to read or the poor guy (person) will keep hittin' 'delete' and your long rant will be electronic round file filler.

Besides, a real live person might not ever read the answers. especially if they get thousands of responses. Might be simply scanned by a computer looking for certain keywords and phrases.