A few people in t-shirts, big screen on the back, an "I'm-smart-cool-and look fit" speech, tech "jokes", suddenly lights go down and ¡zaz! the big screen shows a n900 with Chinese support.

[Firewoks bum bum bummmmmm]

After the fireworks, a still looking fresh and cool person, maybe one of those beauuuuuuutiful women from Finland, will speak and say:

"all these new features came with PR1.2, now available for Chinese language and it will be available for the rest of the world in september 2010".

:-|