Last week, I accidentally dropped my n900 onto my concrete driveway and ran it over with my truck. I quickly picked it up and drove through a tornado, whilst gun fighting terrorists (the n900 makes a pretty decent bullet shield). After the terrorists captured me, I escaped by dropping my phone in a shark infested tank. In one last ditch effort, the terrorists nuked the prison I was held in. My n900 proved to be too durable for the nuclear explosion and resulting radiation.

Oh yeah, my friends and I use it as a football.