I'm not laying down any law, abill_uk... but I can assure you one of my less-tolerant colleagues here is likely to.

We do try to be easy going in this forum, and have a generally high threshold for noise. But there are limits to everything.

You've been given numerous options, most of them serious and usable. Be clever. Take one. Your stubborn stand on principle isn't likely to net you what you're demanding.