Translation using babilon pro:

"...PR1.2 is amazing!
The only disturbing issue is WHY "two girls one cup" video was elected as boot video!
The pictures of my girlfriend boobs looks near perfect without light, soon posting some examples!
Conky is now renamed Chuck Norris, and it only startup if it want to startup.
Full MMS support, and Ovi Maps v5 ready to download!
Standard speed is one gigahertz, and battery life under heavy 3g AND wifi usage is now about three days.
The odd things: a black hole is eating my feets... Oh, it's getting bigger! And it's very smelly! The end of world???..."

Very very confusing...