Goodness gracious. Lord Sutch would have something to say about this.

abill, old son, you, sir (sic), are quite possibly one of the most amusing posters t.m.o. has ever seen.

By the way, I'd advise not getting all British Empire at Americans but I can see that in your mind it's probably still 1770 or thereabouts. Let me inform you, that war was lost a long time ago.

Still, this is a lovely way to pass the time of day, isn't it.