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Originally Posted by Texrat View Post
Yes, absolutely. We never employ any logic or reason whatsoever. Instead, we are part of a grand Machiavellian conspiracy called the Executors of Hyperbole that randomly and wantonly edit, rename and move threads as we please. This is actually a subset of a larger conspiracy called Universal Joy Killers of Doom designed to create noise on the interwebs and screw with Google Analytics (tm). Once our evil plan is complete, Smurfs will be the number one internet meme and all Paypal transactions will be routed to a special account in the Cayman Islands.

Curse your keen eye for exposing us.
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