Penguin, I really didn't mean to set you off. My first post was dead serious (and meant in a helpful spirit), you mistook one facetious remark, and so I decided to play with you. A horrible crime, I know, given your obvious propensity toward lashing out.

Think what you will. I realized a while back you had developed a bias against me, and that's cool. Can't please everyone.

But can I be the Head Dick instead of just the Dick Head? I'd appreciate it!