At the end of the day you have to go back to looking at this from a practical and realistic point of view.. Sure, having a 'full' linux machine in your pocket no doubt you can do everything you do on your desktop (and maybe more) when you're off and about. Perhaps even by relaying or offloading the work to other machines that you have wireless access to. It's practically unlimited. But doesn't it matter how you do it? If it takes 1-2 minutes to do something that other phones can finish within seconds, don't they 'win' this particular use case?
ps: "pixel is pixel" doesn't tell the whole picture, unfortunately...