Yeah... Maybe not.

Regarding the multitasking, though... We could have some sort of fart daemon running in the background. iPhone couldn't do that, right? And since no multitasking on iPhone (and limited to come with 4G), maybe it isn't possible to produce audible farts into a phone conversation on the iPhone? If that's the case, we got them beat, a little bit. World domination within the next five years, ok?