It was totally mortifying. For a second I thought I might try to take a picture, but then I thought, "I'm not gonna be 'that guy'" and decided against it. It seriously was disgusting allt he people crowding around to watch. I stayed seated and talked.

Thing is, it was a relatively "high class" strip club.. the only better one around here is Spearmint Rhino. In fact, we'd heard it on the radio for a few dies prior, advertising the "worlds smallest stripper" and had forgotten about it until we got there. Sabrina looked at me (friend of ours) and said, "I don't want to see a midget stripper.. if I see her I'm leaving.."