As quoted by 9000 I've deleted most of the quote from 9000 due to its length. Sarcasm courtesy of 9000 comes to mind...not a constructive response. However I would be interested to know how I can assign different ring tones to different contacts? I am a newbie to the N900 (as most of us are) and not familiar how to do this. You been a pro perhaps you can enlighten me? I'm sorry if that sounds offensive to you. Zan