God I hope you're a hot chick cause I feel like kissing ya!
(Disclaimer, if you're not...then a handshake will have to do).

Seems like wget was the missing part all along. I had to install it first but after that following your instructions was very easy.

The only 'quirk' I am seeing now is that I can't seem to get it to automatically go to portrait mode when I close the slider (it goes to landscape perfectly fine automatically when I open the keyboard..)

Have you come across this?