San Francisco,

A group of 200 individuals, mostly men, has jumped to their death from the infamous Golden Gate Bridge. Eyewitnesses claim that the group arrived early in the day, brought out iPhones and Nokia N97 phones and began smashing them violently. One member even peed for a while on the smashed remains, before the wind gust forced him to stop as the pee was hitting peers instead. Witnesses then claim that they drew a big poster with the Word Meego written in the centre, apparently an allusion to the new Linux Based OS developed by Nokia and Intel. Then, they set it on fire. They then brought out a massive picture of Chuck Norris, and began chanting his name repeatedly in awe. Finally, they brought out what appeared to be foam based signs that read "P R 1 . 2 " when combined. With these signs in hand, the group started crying suddenly, followed by each Individual going to the Chuck Norris picture, pledging faith, and jumping to her/his death. One survivor, who likes to be called Laughingstock, did not jump, saying that "My wife is too hot for me to kill myself." After viewing photos of his wife, we can verify that she is indeed hot enough.

Investigations are pointing at the possibility that they are a Chuck Norris worshipping cult, with P R 1 . 2 possibly alluding to a sacred symbol or meaning in their worship. More investigations are needed.

When questioned about the issue, Chuck Norris stared at the Camera and it broke down. He then gave a roundhouse kick to the reporter, sending him back to his office with incredible accuracy.