Okay, we need to add Dave999's name to the title for the first week to get the ball rolling

Make it something like

Dave999's new, improved and even more legendary epic infinite speculation thread - Starring Chuck Norris, Sassie Cassie - Screenplay: Chrome, Executive Production: Laughingstock, Editing: Texrat, and Directed by: Chrome and John Mcclane.

You could add my name somewhere, I wouldn't mind