Do you know how much booty I would kick if I spent $650 on a phone that (out of the box) couldn't send a photo of the hot date I just had last night to the folks without the ability to grab e-mails on their lower-cost phones?

I would kick booty from South Carolina to Finland. She was that damn pretty!

But the fact that they're being specific after the launch bothers me too. It's like... well, snake oil salesmen. They sell you something, promise many things, deliver on a few things, and then say wait for them to come back with the rest.

Do you wait? Do you chase? Do you kick a path of booty from here to there? Or do you just sit there, with a smile because you got a few things after all?

I'm of the kicking booty type (see above).