lol... even becoming a "linux newbie" requires a certain amount of skills and self sufficiency. there are plenty of tutorials on the net to learn debian and linux - not to mention the oversufficient amount of information here.

linux = selfsufficiency - knowing how to read tutorials to start with
win(lose)dows = spoonfeeding on silverplate, and nothing will work anyway

this forum provides more than enough spoonfeeding

PS. ive also tasted some of those spoons, and they are real yummie