I support your right to complain all you want. go for it OP.

I installed the app and i had set my phone down next to me to sharpen my machete. [clearing some brush] well a snake crawled over the phone scaring the beejezus out of me and i turned swinging wildly.[i don't like snakes]


Cut my phone in half!


good thing is now i can finally get the ifart app of my dreams [with phone]