the maemo complainer credo: 1. Thread titles must be provocative. Use caps, hostile words, exclamation points and misspellings to arouse attention. Make titles as long and cryptic as you can. 2. Post in the wrong subforums. Post in all subforums. 3. Scream at the forum for nokia wrongs, real or imagined. 4. Change the focus of your rant with every post, even in the same thread. especially in the same thread. 5. Argue with everyone. Every person who disagrees or contradicts is an enemy fanboy. 6. Avoid facts. They will fall into the hands of the enemy and you're just confused by them anyway. 7. Use the poorest punctuation possible in every post. Avoid clarity, cogency and common sense. 8. Challenge forum moderation in a passive-aggressive sense, as in, "i know the moderators will close the thread or ban me for just asserting my rights and expressing my opinion." 9. Make yourself out to be the victim. Of everything. Follow these guidelines and you will go far. We just don't know where.