You forgot: 10. Use inclusive pronouns like "Us" and "We" in order to speak for everyone. Act as if you are trying to organize a union or something. ... and. 11: If someone replies with a term or word that you don't understand, don't bother to look it up. Just ignore it and respond as if it it wasn't even there regardless if the meaning of the sentence has now changed. They should have just used plain English anyway.