I got it! I work for CPW over here in the UK, so...you invite me to yours, i'll have a quick look at the phone, print out my 'official' report on some letterheaded paper, or send paypal an email from my cpw email address, and we all win! i holiday overseas, and you get your money back (which admittedly will just pay for my flight...)

Dealio??

On a serious note, I can obviously tell its a fake, if theres anything i can do to help let me know, im sure im in a position paypal would deem 'worthy'