At least when you're in the friend zone, they'll have the patience to have you show them how to dpkg and update your kernel on the N800.

"Hey baby, have you seen the new microb package on the 2007.32858-3453 OS? You know, I upgraded my N800 kernel to speed up my SDHC performance? Thats right, I got under the hood and made some sweet sweet modifications."

"Hold on baby, I need it to finish streaming the YouTube video before I can hit play, otherwise its a slide show."

I suppose it at least has flash, even though I disable it due to anemic performance.