This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pEDDysCqyw Here is what Walt Mosspuppet tells us

• Google Engineers steel children's lunch to fund the evil Android.
• Google loves cat maybe a little too much.
• Openness is bad and ensures that we get the worst quality of Apps. Android also destroys people's houses.
• Android phones only multitask so you can run malware in the background.
• Choice is bad and Ensures we have the worst quality product.

I loved video it made me lol.