iPhone Fan boy said to me: Oh OH my phone can do Screen shot can your do that?

Me: Well I can do it too, with just key press.

Iphone Fanboy: That suck I can use my app and it takes less than 2 seconds to take a screen shot

Me: With your fart Apps *roll eyes*

Iphone fanboy: Oh Oh i think I got that app too.

Me: *Roll Eyes and put my finger in my mouth to tricker my puke*

Me: Oh how about this can you send me a song, picture or video from your phone to me?

Iphone fanboy: Oh why would you need to do that? Open up bluetooth will make someone hack into your phone and plant a virus in my phone so I'll Just email you the song.

Me: What if I dont have internet or email?

Iphone fanboy: Oh then we use computer to transfer.

Me: How about memory card? Can you copy it into my memory card? Do you have a memory card slot?

Iphone fanboy: Oh oh Yeah it does have memory card slot.

Me: *Palmed Face*, Okay lets do this, can your phone record video in the dark area with low light or without light? *turned off the light*

Iphone fanboy: Oh oh see I can take video see? *Ran away afterward*

Me: Where? Where? I can't see anything..

Iphone fanboy: Oh I deleted it. Oh my cpu is faster than your phone, 600Mhz.

Me: *Palmed my face* Do you even know what that is? Mine 600Mhz too and I can overclock it to 1GHz. Idiot!

Iphone fanboy: I got OS4 installed on mine now. ANd it has multi-tasking..

Me: Dude your multi-tasking is in the 90s, that is not real multi-tasking, it just a bunch of bullshiit visual display of what apps are running and paused. My N900 can do real multi-tasking like a desktop computer, look i can play music, watch Youtube from browser and play game at the same time. *14windows opened*


Iphone fanboy: Whatever *run away* I can watch youtube too with an app, oh wait I forget to download it. Your phone is gay.