Disingenuous? You're either delusional or regard yourself too highly.

I'll be simple. I said it in the beginning, I've repeated it, and I'm doing it one last time here.

iPod Touch != Nokia 770/N800

It's that simple. I'm not even arguing with you. However you pulled out the whole "touchscreens have to be looked at" and that's quite possibly the most inane thing I've ever read.

Touchscreens have to be looked at to be used. Seriously... who didn't know that?

There's no need for balance in a non-debate to begin with. But your point about the touchscreens was about as moot as saying that a phone makes phone calls.