Have you read the 'n900 is for wankers' thread, about the possibility of extending the sexual capabilities of the n900 beyond surfing internet porn?

I needed to vacuum yesterday, and my n900 let me down completely - no suction whatsoever. Suck functionality would be very helpful on those rare days I feel inclined to do housework. My netbook sucked a lot, but since I put UNE on it doesn't suck as much - maybe there is a bug in Linux that means devices that implement it don't suck as much as Windows/iOS/Android devices? Obviously the netbook has an advantage, having a fan and more powerful battery/mains connection. It would be great if I could use the n900 to get all the crumbs and dog hair out of my netbook keyboard as well, as I cannot get it to clean itself. If Nokia/Maemo developers don't make the n900 suck like other products on the market (and include self-cleaning functionality), I may have to buy a device that sucks more.

Mish.