Lol, I was writing my poem when the thread got closed, anywho:


He went by the name of Ankit, who came across as a total twit,
for the N900 held too much power for this simple mind to gather.
Oh to the Apple: his new found love affair, he shall no doubt return in an air of despair.
May we bless upon him the ability to read, for this is his only chance to succeed.