Well, it's a chunk of subtitles; for which movie/tv show I've no idea. I'd like to think it was accidentally pasted into his post somehow, but I suspect it's more like a rick-roll for dial-up users (and obviously with a different source clip).

That, or maybe his N900 flew over him, blasted a car, picked him up with its mind powers, and shook him until he couldn't see what he was typing...