The problem with this forum is the alarming number of people who cant or won't call a spade a spade.

The amount of lame excuses I have heard could spawn its own thread:
No portrait mode - would you hold your laptop vertically
Fat dimensions of the device - I only carry devices I can feel in my pocket
It is not a mobile phone - even though it says it is on the website
And yes they often end up contradicting themselves.

If something is lame call it lame. And vice versa.