dont stoop to the lowest common denominator. people who cant be bothered reading more than the app name should be happy that they're merely getting something slightly different than expected rather than a total nuke!

on that note i have considered making an app called "really cool app!!!" or "download this!!!" (they like exclamation marks these kinda people!!!) and filling the description with "this applications sole purpose is to completely and irrevocably brick your n900 upon installation, only reccommended if your last remaining use for your n900 is as a doorstop or projectile weapon." obviously o wouldn't upload a virus etc, just a hello world with "u are a complete spoon" or something,
just to see how many people will actually install it.