I have some questions: 1. Will the N900 get support to make coffee? 2. Will the next update to Ovi Maps bring support to instant teleportation? 3. Will the N900 be able to turn water into wine? 4. Will the next update bring a cure for cancer? 5. Will the camera be able to take xrays? 6. Will PR1.3 include support for emulation of PS3 and Xbox 360 games? 7. Will the N900 enable me to fly? 8. Will the N900 be waterproof? 9. Will the N900 be upgraded to a quad core? 10. Will the N900 battery be able to replace my car battery? 11. Will the N900 be able to transform in a car/plane? 12. Will the N900 be able to shoot missiles?