A 32" Sharp 1080p "Gamers Edition" HDTV, eh? Excuse me while I fail to be impressed (but then here's my next telly, the Philips Aurea - it's launched on Friday...) That TV, when it arrives in a few weeks, won't make me feel superior to anyone - it's only a TV and doesn't make me a "better" person. Is it a better TV than yours? Undoubtedly, but it doesn't and won't make me feel superior to you! You really should get your life in perspective mate...

Just out of interest, does your TV make you feel superior in the same way that, for example, a Porsche makes a man with a small penis feel better about himself?

So, you're annoying PS3 owners, annoying Nokia Tablet owners... isn't the message sinking in by now??!