It doesn't suck for me. How do I get it to suck?

One weird thing is that now that I installed the 'fix', I find that opening and closing programs is accompanied by a loud noise I've never heard before, and I've been using my N800 since January.

Edit: I was able to turn off the sounds in control panel, but when I ran Rhapsody, I could only get sound that was too quiet or way distorted and loud, making classical piano sound like Jimi Hendrix, sort of.

So, I decided to try headphones, and that was normal. And when I went back to the speakers, they were back to normal...

My theory is that the speakers were outputting sound assuming that headphones were plugged in, and plugging headphones in caused the N800 to come to its senses? Something like that...