I'll start with something rather simple to get this going. Code: echo `head -2 < /proc/meminfo | awk '{print $2}' | sort -n` | awk '{printf("You have $1 kb of $2 kb free memory")}'
echo `head -2 < /proc/meminfo | awk '{print $2}' | sort -n` | awk '{printf("You have $1 kb of $2 kb free memory")}'