Get on your knees in front of him and start bowing while repeatedly chanting "Wooooaaaah, Jobsie Christ Superstar, the Second Messiah cometh, he saveth the World and taketh all our money."
And when he says YOU'RE embarrassing HIM, give him a Walkers crisp and a mint Tic-Tac and tell him to f**k off and feed the 5000.