lol put it this way. hes constantly trying to prove his phone is better than yours..when its not.
it just shows that he is insecure about it!
why dont you just ignore him and enjoy your phone?
or just shove the overclocking procedure or the nitdroid easy installation on his face?or best yet, just open up a site with flash in it..maybe a proper facebook profile, with a video link in it.(install the flash tweak on your phone and then do it though :P)
simple.
he will still try to prove that his phone is better, by saying "OH i dont NEED another OS, or overclocking for that matter, cuz it is AWESOME ANYWAYS!!AND WE DONT NEED FLASH BECAUSE...ITS GAY!"
this is when you walk away, with a smile on your face, KNOWING that youve won the argument, in style