overclock it to 1.15 ghz, run media player, youtube, gpodder downloads, vimeo, app manager, video recording.....at the same time for 2 hours than take of the battery cover and put an egg there, it should cook it, just make sure u still have all these apps opennes when cooking the egg
or just download a remote app like irreco and control stuff that can be controlled in your kitchen .
or, the simplest way, call for delivery !!
i'm sure there is a lots of mre ways.....