You could've used the search engine(s) on this site, or Google, to find out that this type of "undertakers-threads" have been posted over and over and over. Boring, boring, boring.

You could've taken the time to write a proper thread title, just as you could've taken the time to write a decent post. None of that happened, apparently you did not get the responses you wanted, and now you are asking for a mod to close down the thread? Would his majesty like a ribbon around it as well? And a foot massage? And you are talking about jokes?