I´m from the United States of Whatever and we have freedom of speech so I wannnaazz use it nowz

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It´s crap because it´s crap and by this I mean that it´s crap because my friends also say that it´s crap and also I have had phone and it was crap and did I also say that I´m crap and crap is crap

If Crap is Crap then goto begin Else Foobar

Look what I have created with my highly evolved brains? It´s flawless argument!

ps. Human race is doomed :| Now I want some Bananas.