Yes it is true, the win did not go the way i expected. Where are the gushing twitterati? Where is the Google doodle announcing the new king? Where is the wikipedia page detailing the epic battle?
It's those damn illuminati, putting the N900 down!

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
All:We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
All: We do! We do!

Who keeps the N900 down?
Who designs the iphone4?
All: We do! We do!