Thank you TexRat Admittedly I was stirring up $#!@, but that's why Apple fanatics are fun. And Nokia fanatics. The latter just seems much more refined. One of these days I'll make a flow chart about how to finally argue properly with an iDiot, but til then I'm just going to rub my temples.

This is one of the more stupid threads I've come across in this forum (Queue Apple fan boys: "Then why are you posting in it?"), but I'm enjoying the recycled cyclical arguments.

And now I'll go all zen on your asses.

What if the iPod *is* the better music player? What if the iPhone *is* the better... whatever it does besides take calls. What if the iPod Touch *does* have a better touch screen? What if your naughty bits *do* fall into the water every time you go to take a leak they're so long.

The world is now covered in glossy white plastic, everything you own has a used piece of fruit on it (someone took a bite outta that thing), can we finally move on? I like the tablets. I don't care if the average mouth breather might find them too difficult because you guys seem to think so. (My parents, which the last technological device they mastered was a top loader VCR, used it just fine.)

None of the iLife products iDo what i want them to iDo.

I think our time here could be better spent discussing which Ikea furniture combinations might best suit the colour scheme of the n810.