Can´t help but wonder what type of help-requests we´re going to see on the forum, once this application hits the community.

I foresee obvious and slightly annoyed answers like:

Make sure you have rootsh installed.
Make sure your moves ($foo) are optified or it won´t get picked up by $bar.
That is not a hardware issue! Just read her f****ng face (RHFF).
Have you actually tried a symbolic link to /opt/share?
Animals are closed source; You´re on your own there.
What do you mean "you tried to save space by <code> sudo gainroot -> rm /usr/ </code> and now she left?".
PR1.2 is known to be prone to STD´s. You should´ve used search before applying that patch. And don´t use flasher-3.6a, as it makes skirts appear shorter than they actually are.

Attractive as it may sound, all in all I think this app is going to break more than it will fix.