Thread: [Maemo 5] Request: find sex application
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Joorin is offline Joorin
2010-12-05 , 16:06
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#150
Originally Posted by WereCatf View Post
Yeah, but the person I replied to wanted to use N900 as the vibrator. It simply won't work for several reasons: it's wrongly shaped, it'd get wet and stop functioning, and even if it didn't stop working it'd smell funny and not be all that nice to use anymore, and you couldn't wash the smell off because, you know, water and electronics don't mix that well.

Plenty of clear reasons why it wouldn't work.
You're kind of forcing my hand now (pun intended) but ...

There is no need for insertion for it to work as a vibrator. As you well know, the most sensitive parts are on the outside, or very close to it, making it easy to stimulate without the risk of serious water damage.

And if the user is up for insertion, that's possible too. Just put the device in a condom, or similar, and get shaking. The size of the N900 might not be for everyone, but it's not by any stretch of the imagination too big for all women.

When it comes to smell, I'd say that it might actually add to the thrill to use the phone in a normal way later on. To others, the user is just making a phone call, but in reality the user is enjoying the strong memories that the smell will induce while engaging in sexy taeme talk with the controlling user.

(But I do agree on the N900 most likely not being as efficient or handy as devices manufactured specifically for the purpose of self gratification.)