Oh, hey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the iPhone! I've used one for years now. If you want a rock-solid smartphone with billions of tiny little colorful apps, that's the one for you. Android won't really be able to catch up to it for years.

You just have to buy into the Apple world view to get the most out of it. In other words, you're a "consumer"; your job is to sit down, shut up, and buy lots of little apps. You want to mess with the hardware or the OS, and you'll be fighting Apple every step of the way...