Firstly, to say that the Eee PC is a 'crap laptop' isn't fair, unless your definition of laptop means multimedia powerhouse and replacement for your desktop PC. But then, most people buying the Eee PC in N. America are not buying it as their primary or only PC.
They're buying it for a number of reasons (see this thread on eeeuser.com forums). And many of them in fact want it because it is small, light, simple and cheap, not in spite of that. In fact, the Asus pres. came up with the idea of the Eee PC after hearing about the OLPC: he wanted to make a similar device for adults.
I'm typing this note on a Eee PC. It's actually pretty workable, and I'm close to 75% of my regular typing speed. One minor irritation: the right Shift key is not where I expect it, and I tend to hit the PgUp key instead. This post explains how to switch them around.
One more thing about screen resolution. rs-px complains that with Firefox, there's not many lines of content visible on the screen because of all the space taken up by the menu bar, address bar, etc, and you can't zoom in like on the N800. That's true. But since it's Firefox, there are a zillion extensions available for it, including Fuller Screen, which not only puts the browser into Full Screen mode, thus hiding the menu bar, but also hides the address bar, tabs and status bar, thus significantly increasing the vertical space available for content.
Another dislike of the Eee PC that rs-px mentions is the fan, which he says is like a Harrier jet. Now this is just dishonest reviewing. Over on the eeeuser forum, he posted an item saying his Eee PC was defective because the fan was so loud. But over here, he's saying that his defective unit is the norm.
But where I differ most with rs-px is with his claim that the Eee PC will ruin the concept of a mobile internet device; people will be disappointed with their experience of the Eee PC and give up on the whole shining ideal that the one true example of the concept (the Nokia) offered. What a load of horse-pucky!
At the end of the day, the arrival on the market of the n800, n810, Eee PC and others can only be a good thing, since it means more choice. Some of us may even choose to buy more than one device, right rs-px?