I imagine MeeGo will be able to do it in short order. It's not like it's a crippled OS that only has the Linux kernel, I imagine it'll be much the same as getting it going in Maemo.
And show me where the iPhone has screws you can remove to swap the battery. Sure it's an annoying step, but it's nowhere near iPhone level of suck.
Pretty awesome FUD there. I could do that with my N900 if I wanted to, and trivially. But of course, Nokia is bad for reacting to what is obviously the theft of one of their prototype devices in the only way they probably ever could.